They say they come in peace, but do they really?
Either way, we’re just trying to determine who in the above line-up took the damn Reese’s.
CHARGE: Petty Larceny
STOLEN PROPERTY: $750 worth of Reese’s Pieces
VICTIM: Mr. Elliot Taylor
Please also be on the lookout for the following suspects currently at large.
WANTED FOR: Abduction, kidnapping
WANTED FOR: Possession of a controlled substance
WANTED FOR: Hijacking a coffee truck
WANTED FOR: Blowing our minds. He’ll do five years.
WANTED FOR: Practicing medicine without a license
