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Eric Johnson

Used car and bicycle salesman. Goes by Slick Rick. Writes on Tuesday mornings exclusively. Can sell anything, even nothing.

Slick Rick’s Eloquent Etiquette: Spring Bring Edition

March 6, 2017

By Eric Johnson

Dearly overworked and under-compensated…Yearning for a momentary lapse in societal minutia? Behold, for the vernal equinox approacheth. In the interest of your attention span,…

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7 Christmas Movies That Should Be in Your VCR This Holiday Season

December 22, 2016

By Eric Johnson

Surely, sometime in the next week, we all will find ourselves in a place that one wouldn’t exactly consider “desirable”. A small seat aboard…

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6 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Your Office Holiday Party This Year

December 6, 2016

By Eric Johnson

December… peak season for co-worker camaraderie and office encounters of the awkward kind. Yes, it’s that special time of year when the usually razor-edged…

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