Kelly Slater’s Wave Pool Looks Miserable

Yesterday, Kelly Slater and co. dropped four new surf edits of their artificial wave playground in full tilt. As we’ve stated before on the site, no one at Whalebone majored in mathematics…but we do feel comfortable saying that, via repeated observation of Kelly’s creation at work (and from a we-like-to-surf standpoint), this thing looks to be mathematically sound. In further study, our Department of Things That Are Miserable for Us Because We Don’t Have Access to Them at the Moment has concluded this thing is most definitely miserable, because we do not have access to it, at the moment.

Anyways, all four of these clips are worth a click of the play button. Enjoy being miserable.