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Lenny Falcone

Lenny has been an altar boy, per diem police commissioner, Greg Brady imitator, Molloy-boy, NYPD file clerk, Boys Club janitor, longshoreman, cosmic entrepreneur, NYU student, bartender, congressional aide, cabbie, carpenter, JAG law clerk and guitarist. Once a habitué of Westhampton and its scene, Lenny now lives on Long Island as a “reformed confirmed bachelor.” He is a happy husband, ecstatic father, lawyer, managing agent, Park Side Restaurant plaque holder and Hemingway aficionado. He has always been a storyteller.

Rhinebeck Beckons

November 1, 2017

By Lenny Falcone

Shore Leave: A Weekend in Rhinebeck I promised my wife, Larysa, I wouldn’t act silly on this trip. But when my old friend Charlie-Boy…

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[Back In The Day] Disco Vs. Rock

June 6, 2017

By Lenny Falcone

There is no journalistic record of the culture war that occurred in New York City High Schools in the late ’70’s. And period pieces…

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[Interview] The First Pizzeria in NYC, and the U.S., Lombardi’s

May 22, 2017

By Lenny Falcone

Whalebone’s Pizza exploration concludes back where it all began…at Lombardi’s, on Spring Street in NYC, the first pizzeria in the United States and the…

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Christmas Stories: The Last House in the Old Neighborhood

December 20, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

Sometimes you need something to make you stop and remember what Christmas is really all about. A few years ago, I did. You see,…

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The Origins of Modern Day Spartan and East End Resident, Joe De Sena

September 27, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

My friend Joe De Sena is the founder and CEO of Spartan Race, the obstacle race, endurance event, motivation, training and nutrition juggernaut featured…

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Back at the Ranch

June 16, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

Seeing Kristine’s bare ass was not the highlight of the trip. Last month, when the tale was told, the boys reacted as if it…

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Remembering Prince

April 22, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

You see those two flowers? Prince gave those silk carnations to me back in the spring of 1985. And I still have them. He…

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You Are Going to Hawaii

April 13, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

You’re going to Hawaii. Oh, I don’t know when: I’m not a psychic, damnit! But I know you’re going. It’s your birthright as an…

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How Can I Be Sure: A Love Story, Part IV

February 29, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

Only two more things left to do. First, I headed to her folks on a Friday after work to ask for her dad’s blessing….

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How Can I Be Sure: A Love Story, Part III

February 23, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

The next week or so, the ordinary was extraordinary. Movies from Blockbuster, a client’s Christmas party, helping at the flower shop, pasta at Franky Monopoli’s,…

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How Can I Be Sure: A Love Story, Part II

February 16, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

The night before, I was out on Smith Street with Dom. An ex-girlfriend of his joined us after dinner, and the story of how…

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How Can I Be Sure: A Love Story, Part I

February 8, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

How can I be sure? The Young Rascals asked that, and, happily, Eddie Briganti ultimately sang, “I’m sure with you.” But how could I…

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My Frenemy, Al Goldstein

February 4, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

My frenemy is Al Goldstein, the late Publisher of Screw Magazine. Al moved in to an apartment in one of the condo buildings I…

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The Unrequested Privilege of being Falcone

January 24, 2016

By Lenny Falcone

My friends and I had a house in West Hampton from ’92 to’98. We had some of the best times of our lives out…

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