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Lenny Falcone

Lenny has been an altar boy, per diem police commissioner, Greg Brady imitator, Molloy-boy, NYPD file clerk, Boys Club janitor, longshoreman, cosmic entrepreneur, NYU student, bartender, congressional aide, cabbie, carpenter, JAG law clerk and guitarist. Once a habitué of Westhampton and its scene, Lenny now lives on Long Island as a “reformed confirmed bachelor.” He is a happy husband, ecstatic father, lawyer, managing agent, Park Side Restaurant plaque holder and Hemingway aficionado. He has always been a storyteller.

The Last Christmas With Santa Claus

December 13, 2019

By Lenny Falcone

There Comes a Time “Daaaaaad?” I knew what that stretched out, whiny, questioning tone meant. Every dad knows what that means. Something was wrong….

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The Roseto Effect

September 18, 2019

By Lenny Falcone

What The Professor and Malcolm Gladwell got wrong

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The Accidental Salsa Apprentice

August 12, 2019

By Lenny Falcone

“Do you ever listen to latin jazz?”

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J. Lo Has Left the Building

June 15, 2019

By Lenny Falcone

Sharing Father’s Day with Marc Anthony.

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Peter Max, Milo and Me

June 3, 2019

By Lenny Falcone

You know those people who seem to “have a guy” for everything?

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The Old Neighborhood And The Sea

May 1, 2019

By Lenny Falcone

A fishing kook’s Key West tale.

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Arlo Guthrie, Howard Beach and Thanksgiving

April 11, 2019

By Lenny Falcone

Don’t You Know Me, I’m Your Native Son.

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Hills Like … Something

January 31, 2019

By Lenny Falcone

With apologies to Ernest Hemingway.

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What Do Norse Gods and the Headless Horseman Have to Do With Mistletoe?

December 16, 2018

By Lenny Falcone

The historical truth behind mistletoe-forced kissing.

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How to Get Into Rao’s

November 20, 2018

By Lenny Falcone

You’re not getting a table. Or are you?

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Lou DeRicco, the Best Surfcaster You’ve Never Heard Of

August 31, 2018

By Lenny Falcone

A fishy story.

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The Wizards of Ozone Park

July 19, 2018

By Lenny Falcone

A Little Shoppe of Flowers provides a window into Kerouac’s life in Queens.

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Midnight at Marrakesh

June 20, 2018

By Lenny Falcone

From the late 1970s through the ’90s the party almost never reached Montauk. It didn’t get much further east than Westhampton. Such was the draw of Club Marrakesh.

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Wouldn’t You Like To Be A Pepper Too?

May 2, 2018

By Lenny Falcone

When I saw Hall and Oates in Central Park in 1980, I was wearing only black bikini briefs and an orange hard hat. Nothing else. Really. It’s a long story…

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Lost in the Garden: Kauai

April 9, 2018

By Lenny Falcone

Kauai is called the Garden Island. Sure, all the tour books will tell you that this is because of its lush tropical landscape, but maybe that’s not the real reason.

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More Than a Christmas Present to Me

Nobody Does Christmas Like Big Uncle Joe

December 21, 2017

By Lenny Falcone

Everyone has that one special relative or family friend they could count on as a kid to make Christmas special.

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