The Whalebone Astronaut / Intern Test

Do you have the right stuff?

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, when your parents asked you what you wanted to be when you grow up, did you answer “an astronaut?” Today’s your lucky day. Please review the following qualifications to become a NASA astronaut or a Whalebone intern:

Upon passing the test, please email your resume and interstellar qualifications under the subject line “AIRLOCK” to