Look, no one said traveling was easy, or fun. Ask Whalebone’s Jesse Joeckel. Oh, you don’t have his number? No worries. Take those eyeballs off this sentence and direct them at the photo gallery above. It’s a visual representation of the trials and tribulations that come with hopping on aeroplanes, buses, boats and sometimes even horseback — all in very unattractive locations like tropical islands that include but are not limited to bars, beaches, babes… all that miserable stuff. Highly unrewarding stuff, man.
Looking at this makes us very happy that we can just stay put and not have any desire to vacation or see the world. Repeat, we are very happy. Very, very happy.