Holy baby-kissing pope…are we for reals about to do this weekend thing again? You know, just once, it’d be lovely to have a string of days with nothing going on. Just ~3 days of unabashedly eating everything IGA offers in the chip/cookie + frozen dessert isles, watching an unhealthy amount of subscription television (not limited to Netflix, what up HBO GO!), and not having a single cognitive being around to judge you for any of it, lest you decide to broadcast the whole shebang via Snapchat. Wouldn’t that be nice?
Instead, this weekend carries Matt Schwartz’s opening reception, Donovan Frankenreiter at the Surf Lodge, DJ Japancakes at Beach House, and a sh*t ton more events that don’t have couches we can unapologetically eat ice cream upon, but still have fun on. We’ll just have to jive and be merry. See you on the dancefloor.
Friday, July 29th
Salivar’s
- Live Music: Erin Chase (Rooftop Deck)
- 6PM-9PM
- More details + contact
The Montauk Beach House
- Matt Schwartz Opening Reception (live performance by Vacationer)
- 6PM-9PM
- More details + RSVP
*Check out an exclusive polaroid gallery from Matt over here on our site.
Ford Amphitheater at Coney Island Boardwalk
- Art of Rap Festival
- Ice-T, Public Enemy and Grandmaster’s Furious Five
- 5:30PM Start
- More details + tickets
Gurney’s
- DANCEBODY (Dance-inspired fitness class)
- 10AM start
- More details
The Grey Lady
- Happy Hour: $1 Oysters + $5 Select Beers
- 4PM-7PM
- Contact for reservations + more details
Swallow East
- Outdoor Movie Night: Indiana Jones
- 9:30PM Start
- More details
Saturday, July 30th
Salivar’s
- Free Yoga w/ Lacey Daunt (Rooftop Deck w/ Harborview)
- 8AM-9AM
- More details + contact
Memory
- Busta Rhymes*
- 9PM Start
- $40 advance tickets (someone said they might be selling them at Gig Shack)
*For real. There’s a flyer:
The Surf Lodge
- Brazilian Girls
- 6PM Start
- More details
Swallow East
- Under the Rasta Influence
- 10PM Start
- More details
Zum Schneider
- Stay Pure, Drink Beer: 500th Anniversary of Deutsches Reinheitsgebot
- Live Music by MÖsl Franzi und di Jajajas
- 8PM-12AM
- More details
Sunday, July 31st
Solé East
- Weekly Bossa Nova Brunch w/ Marcello and Ludmilla (Poolside)
- 11AM-3PM
- For reservations: 631.668.2105
The Surf Lodge
- Donovan Frankenreiter
- 6PM Start
- More details
- Cole Ramstad
- 6PM Start
- More details
The Montauk Beach House
- Paella Sunday (Paella + DJ Japancakes)
- Poolside beats
- 1PM-5PM
- More details + RSVP
Stephen Talkhouse
- Collie Buddz
- 9:30PM Start
- More details + tickets
Swallow East
- Reggae Night: Royal Khaoz
- 8PM Start
- More details
Monday, August 1st
Monday Night Concert on the Green (presented by Montauk Chamber of Commerce)
- BYOBlankets or beach chairs
- Starts 6:30pm
- Contact 631-668-2428 for more details
Memory
- Memory Mondays (Industry Night)
- 1/2 priced bottles
- DJ Matty Nice + DJ PJ
Wednesday, August 3rd
MetLife Stadium
- International Champions Cup
- FC Bayern Munich vs. Real Madrid
- 7:30PM Start
- More details + tickets
Salivar’s
- Live Music: Manny (Rooftop Deck)
- 6PM-9PM
- More details + contact
Guild Hall East Hampton
- Surf Movie Night XIV
- 7PM-10PM
- Tickets + more info
The Surf Lodge
- Nancy Atlas
- 6PM Start
- More details
The Grey Lady
- Dock Party ($5 Jameson Shots + $5 Finlandia Mixed Drinks)
- 10PM Start
- Contact for reservations + more details
Thursday, August 4th
Madison Square Garden
- Drake
- 6:30PM Start
- More details + tickets
Brooklyn Bowl
- Questlove
- 11PM Start
- More details + tickets
Salivar’s
- Live Music: Megan Leonardo (Rooftop Deck)
- 6PM-9PM
- More details + contact
Farmer’s Market
- Montauk Chamber of Commerce
- 9AM-2PM (every Thursday)
- More details
The Montauk Beach House
- Ilegal Mezcal Music Series Presents: City of the Sun
- 6PM-9PM
- More details + RSVP
The Grey Lady
- Happy Hour: $1 Oysters + $5 Select Beers
- 4PM-7PM
- Contact for reservations + more details
The Salt Box
- Wing Night ($1 Chicken Wings + $4 Montauk Brew Co.)
- 5PM-8PM
- Contact for more details
Memory
- Ladies Night ($3 well drinks for ladies)
- Until 1AM