Michael Jordan’s Montauk Trailer Is Up For Sale

Alright, first off, Michael Jordan doesn’t actually own this trailer (or any trailers that we know of), but this property is in Montauk and it is currently for sale. Secondly, even if you don’t have adequate home-buying funds, you’re allowed to look through the gallery above and visualize yourself throwing parties in the backyard, taking chill pills in the living room, or maybe even just making a nice smoothie in the kitchen.

Oh, details. On a visual level, this thing is gorgeous. Three bedrooms, one and a half bath, freshly renovated with very nice-looking appliances and expensive-appearing surfaces. Waterfront. Ocean access. I don’t have a design-obsessed crazy mother-in-law, but if I did, I would purchase this for her to gain her respect and lessen her crazy attitude toward me.

Also, if there’s one section of photos you spend time time staring at for longer than usual, let it be the master bedroom. The master closet is highly reminiscent reminds of Russell Simmon’s closet from his MTV Cribs episode, which is relatively baller.

The whole shebang is listed at $625,000…kinda remarkable considering we’ve verified in-person that this property is, in fact, within the 11954 zip code.

If you would like to know more about this beautiful piece of real estate (located at 100 Deforest Road Unit #433 Montauk, NY) check out the significantly more informative Elliman posting and/or send a note over to theditchitch@icloud.com. Have a great day, too.