Hilarious Hamptons Requests

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Joe Schwenk Photo from Twitter

Joe Schwenk Photo from Twitter

Ahhhh summer time in the Hamptons. Where the air is clean, the ocean is cool, the beaches are beautiful and the people can sometimes be ridiculous.

A local handyman working in the Hamptons has taken to Twitter to share some of his hilarious requests from some of his customers. We have all heard some pretty ridiculous stories during our time spent working in the local restaurants, teaching surf lessons and sitting around the Whalebone coffee table, but Joe Schwenk (@HamptonsBorn) definitely takes the cake.

The funniest part of Joe’s Twitter page has got to be his “Hamptons Request of the Day,” where he shares some of the crazy antics that occur in the place we all know and love.

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

Photo courtesy of twitter.com

We are seriously impressed by Joe’s ability to hang in there and put up with this madness for all these years. Give him a follow for more laughs on his Twitter page @HamptonsBorn, or click here.